May 20th: Ayi and Rum

May 20th: Ayi and Rum

An ayi*: a lady who comes to your house to tidy, clean, shop, cook, order water, pay bills… Pretty much any domestic chore.  So thanks to Valerie (downstairs neighbour) we’ve appointed an ayi to visit three afternoons a week.   The challenge for us is that she doesn’t speak a word of English, and our Mandarin … Continue reading

May 17th: Sad Lungs… And Other Body Parts

May 17th: Sad Lungs… And Other Body Parts

Never quite sure how much detail to go into in a blog… So let’s just say I lost the whole of Wednesday somewhere.  Food poisoning/dodgy bug/who knows.  Was bound to happen at some point. The week had started on a high note – great first “real” Mandarin lesson on Monday evening with Bron, followed by … Continue reading

May 13th: Pet Hates

May 13th: Pet Hates

Friday night = Karaoke night in Yang Pu district (close to the office), or KTV as its known here.  The venue for our attempt was a building entirely full of 50+ “private” rooms solely dedicated to Karaoke, with an obscure mix of songs being belted out at top volume from room 636.  The Chinese guys … Continue reading

May 9th: Japanese Voices

May 9th: Japanese Voices

It appears going jogging first thing on Sunday morning – tired, hungover and with a cold – wasn’t such a good idea (who’d have thought?).  As a result, Bronwen has had no voice for the last few days, which made both Sunday’s visit to the Japanese restaurant and Monday’s first Mandarin lesson somewhat of a … Continue reading

April 30th: When T-shirts go wrong…

April 30th: When T-shirts go wrong…

There’s a scene in Die Hard 3 where Bruce Willis is forced to wander the streets of Harlem wearing a sandwich board featuring a very offensive slogan, particularly so for the local residents.  Five minutes after leaving the house today I realised the print on my t-shirt included a number of Chinese characters.  I’ve had … Continue reading